To the United Watcher's Party,
Attn: Eastern Bloc Chairman, Comrade Citizen hb-1
Thank you for your recent communication. I feel that such an earnest and forthright plea deserves immediate attention, especially considering the desperate tone of your missive.
I must first make it clear that normally I do not cooperate with blackmail and threats. However, I realize that I am fully to blame for pushing you to such extremes through my unpardonable lack of recent blog posts.
Please be informed that this blatant disregard for the UWP has, as of yesterday, been replaced with renewed freedom and zeal for the interests of your party.
For reasons I can now freely disclose, I have had to keep my trap shut in regards to my current situation, which is as follows: Adam and I have quit our jobs in South Korea, and accepted positions in New Orleans, LA, USA as hostel managers for a local establishment of short-term residency, mostly populated by young, adventurous travelers.
I hope you will understand that this time-sensitive situation required a certain amount of delicacy that I wasn't sure I could maintain (especially with my heightened emotions and excited state of being).
I am currently installed in my newly-acquired management position, eagerly awaiting the arrival of my husband - who should arrive TOMORROW, if all flights go as planned. He remained in South Korea for one week after my departure in order to tender our resignation, following the receipt of our final paychecks, so he could transfer our funds and close our foreign account.
Rest assured that updates will soon be rolling in on a regular basis. I hope that communications between our two parties can continue amicably with this new understanding. Following this written report, you may expect visual reports to be posted in the near future - reports that will bring you up to date on our recent escapades and current positions.
Mostly completely sincerely,
(but with a lot of love!)
Anna
Honorary Citizen Comrade av-11
(I'm back, folks!)
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