NaBloPoMo 2014: Day 19 "Behind"

Oh lord. I'm so behind in this blog. And it hurts my heart a little, because I love this challenge.
But FYI, I'm still here and haven't given up. Just swimming as fast and hard as I can.

In the meantime, here's a link roundup:

- Mickey Mouse and friends reimagined as humans.

- A timely and hilarious song for those of us in the 29-31 year-old range. *language alert!

- Foxy faceplants for LOLs.

- A Frozen + Breaking Bad mashup *spoiler alert!

- A really charming short story that I love. <3 p="">
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And here are some insults with class, for those of you having a particularly hard day:

     "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."  Winston Churchhill

     "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."  Clarence Darrow

     "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."  Groucho Marx

     "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictonary."
     William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

     "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."  Mark Twain

     "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."  Oscar Wilde

     "I feel so miserable without you, It's almost like having you here."  Stephen Bishop

     "He is a self made man and worships his creator."  John Bright

     "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."  Irvin S. Cobb

     "He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others."  Samuel Johnson

     "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."  Paul Keating

     "He had delusions of adequacy."  Walter Kerr

     "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"  Mark Twain

     "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."  Mae West

     "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."  Oscar Wilde


Carpe diem, friends.

SQUATS: Guh, no....
SPLITS: Nope
BOOKS: A couple pages!!
WATER: Eh, did ok.